December 21, 2001

i swear to god i get the most fucking retarded email...! after this one, i'm convinced people using aol should only have email access to other aol-ers. in fact they should just be kept behind a full on firewall that doesn't let them have access to any part of the net, period. let them surf eachother's piss poor aolsites and leave the rest of us alone. gaack. read on...

----- Original Message -----
From: BearsBunch@aol.com
To: editor@nospam.alaac.org
Sent: Thursday, December 20, 2001 10:54 PM
Subject: Animal rights vs. the rights of unborn babies.

I am a Christian Woman who has a question about the difference between the treatment of animals born and pre-born verses the treatment of humans, born and unborn. What I'm getting at is: "Are Animal Rights Activists Pro-Choice or Pro-LIfe?" Is the rights of an animal life more important than the precious life of an unborn baby?
----- End Original Message -----

so much for assuming all adults having critical thinking skills. this is such a stupid question i'm not sure it's worth responding to...i'm not sure i can come up with a sufficiently simple-minded response that this nitwit will understand. or will she want to understand...? maybe it's easier for people like this to only deal in blacks and whites. throw in a shade of grey or two and her head might explode.

December 12, 2001

damn i can barely stand it, i'm so anxious to see the lord of the rings film...!!! especially after being forced to see that cartoonish harry potter film, blegh. the numerous and massively good reviews are keeping me in a constant drool state.

it's nice that the harry potter books got kids reading again, as so many folks like to proclaim (the children i know were already voracious readers)... but i still think it's weird that adults are going apeshit over them too. doesn't anyone read above a grade 2 comprehension level anymore...?

December 05, 2001

if i were a work of art, i would be Heironymous Bosch's garden of earthly delights. i am decadent and depraved. i have an eye for small details and love to fit in as much hedonistic pleasure as possible in everything i do. i buck authority and am not afraid to make a statement outside approved channels. well, that's pretty accurate actually...

which work of art would you be...?