April 21, 2002

so. once in a while, when i remember that i have a weblog, i debate with myself about what to do with it. keep it, delete it, keep it, delete it. and being the lazy creature that i am i can't be bothered thinking much further than that or doing much about it. but lately i find it more and more embarrassing to have a weblog, because by and large webloggers are complete nitwits. how can any of us respect someone who makes weblog entries several times a day, every single day...? where are these people's lives...? how did their noses become so obsessively attracted to their navels...? will one of them one day spontaneously combust into flames upon learning that a server crash has caused their archives to be lost or their hit count to be 10 visitors less than usual...? here's hoping so. starting with the bloginfinitum mommies. yech.

April 06, 2002

hell, this is handbasket... handbasket, meet hell.