September 26, 2003

greetings! may i reintroduce myself...? i am garboozalah the cuss, a demicanadian voodoo princess fighting on the killing fields of expodrine. my many weapons include a shield, a heavy stick, vambraces, and sollerets. i have used them to execute cub scouts, battle bunnies, and various dwarves and nixies during my glorious progress quests. most recently i have placated the plaid dragons and sought the golden albatross. i am not very rich, having only 47 gold pieces, but i can cast many spells... so don't cross me or you may find yourself hastily sad with seasickness!

September 13, 2003

you know, trying to organize my office and keep it that way is like fashioning a whip out of shit and getting it to snap.