September 05, 2004

flickr has a neat new feature (which i first saw on Tom Matrullo's weblog)



i'll add it to my side bar once they configure a transparent background for it. otherwise it's going to look crap on any blog that's not white. of course at the rate i blog - practically never - it's gonna be here all stark and scary with its mismatched bground for quite some time, eek :-D

September 01, 2004

Nov 04 |02 Wrong

Oh, for the love of God. . .

I'm in a pink angora sweater.

Here I thought I was a pet, right, a companion, not a hood ornament. Turns out they couldn't get me to a specialty toy dog store on Rodeo Drive fast enough to put me in a pink angora sweater and place a big pink bow on my head. I'm one of those dogs now . . . the kind that people cheer when a falcon swoops down and disappears into the sky with one in its talons.

We were noble animals once, you know. Chihuahuas were bred to be familiars to royalty. My kind was once thought to serve as a guide for the human soul after death.

I just saw my reflection in the limo window-I look like the shit that a very flamboyant shark would take after it ate Isaac Mizrahi. I would try to kick my own ass if I met me. Splendid.