September 11, 2006
Looking at some statistics, in the 5 years since September 11, 2001 about 200.000 Americans have been killed in "homeland" automobile accidents, 100.000 from "homeland" flu, 65.000 killed by "homeland" murder, 450 killed by "homeland" lightning strikes - and exactly zero by homeland "terrorists."
Lowering the speed limit to 55 mph would do more to "save lives" and "protect Americans" than any "war on terror."
posted by three blind mice at 3:34 AM EST on September 11
(personally i'd love to find osama bin laden, strap him to george w. bush's ass, and blow them both up)

September 04, 2006

Goodbye Mate
Originally uploaded by tastybrains.
